Joke::long::funny ::A man wakes up with a hangover, unable to remember.....
......how he got home...
He wakes up fully clothed in bed, a pounding headache reminding him of the previous night's excess. One of the lamps on the bedside table is shattered, and the unpleasant scent of vomit clings to his clothes. As he sits up, he notices muddy footprints leading right to his bed.
The man groans, clutching his head, already dreading the trouble he's sure to be in with his wife. Just then, she enters the bedroom with a glass of water and some aspirin. "Here, sweetie, you probably need this," she says, handing them to him. "It sounds like you had quite a night. Whenever you're ready, I've made your favorite breakfast in the kitchen. You can stay in bed, and I'll bring it to you. I had my mom take the kids so you can have some peace and quiet, and once you clean up and feel better, I was thinking we could fool around, and I'll do that thing you like."
The man is stunned by her kindness. Feeling suspicious, he asks what happened the previous night.
"Around 2 AM, I woke up to the sound of you trying to unlock the door. I let you in, and you staggered past me and collapsed into bed, knocking over the lamp," she explains.
"I was upset, but I thought I should help you undress. That's when you yelled at me."
"Honey, I’m so sorry. What did I say?"
"You told me, 'Get your hands off me, lady. I'm married!'"
He wakes up fully clothed in bed, a pounding headache reminding him of the previous night's excess. One of the lamps on the bedside table is shattered, and the unpleasant scent of vomit clings to his clothes. As he sits up, he notices muddy footprints leading right to his bed.
The man groans, clutching his head, already dreading the trouble he's sure to be in with his wife. Just then, she enters the bedroom with a glass of water and some aspirin. "Here, sweetie, you probably need this," she says, handing them to him. "It sounds like you had quite a night. Whenever you're ready, I've made your favorite breakfast in the kitchen. You can stay in bed, and I'll bring it to you. I had my mom take the kids so you can have some peace and quiet, and once you clean up and feel better, I was thinking we could fool around, and I'll do that thing you like."
The man is stunned by her kindness. Feeling suspicious, he asks what happened the previous night.
"Around 2 AM, I woke up to the sound of you trying to unlock the door. I let you in, and you staggered past me and collapsed into bed, knocking over the lamp," she explains.
"I was upset, but I thought I should help you undress. That's when you yelled at me."
"Honey, I’m so sorry. What did I say?"
"You told me, 'Get your hands off me, lady. I'm married!'"
