The old man and the frog.

An old man is walking down a sidewalk when he spies a light in the grass. Looking down he sees that it is a frog with a shiny golden crown. He thinks this is odd so he picks it up and is about to put it in his pocket when the frog says,"Wait! Please! I'm actually a beautiful princess that was changed into a frog by an evil wizard. All you must do is kiss me and I will change back to a beautiful woman, will live happily ever after and have many children.". The old man ponders this for a bit then puts the frog in his pocket saying," At my age I'd rather just have a talking frog.".