An 87 year old man marries a 27 year old girl... They decide to go to exotic India for their honeymoon. But once they arrive the man is exhausted by jet lag and isn't able to consummate the marriage. He begs her forgiveness and says "I just need a little nap and then we can go."
3 hours later he's still asleep and his young chick is bored and decides to go walk around outside the hotel. The bazaar is fascinating, with all kinds of interesting foods and odd characters and then there was this one guy - the Snake Charmer. He's hypnotizing these snakes with his flute, but what really caught her attention was when he dropped a coiled rope on the ground and started playing again.
The coiled rope uncurled and slowly rose up in the air, stiff and hard. She begins to chat up the guy and he finally agrees to sell her his instrument for $1,000.
She heads back to the hotel and sure enough her 87 year old husband is still fast asleep and she wants some action. She stands over him and begins playing the flute and yes she gets a response.
The man's eyes pop open and he glances down at his waist and says "Becky look what's happening to the string on my pajamas!"
SW-User
@SW-User Haha, somebody got some serious butt hurt Every time I post a joke it gets downvoted... ¡uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝuo sᴉɥʇ ǝʇᴉɹʍ ll,I oS
