Funny! Adultish humor. Subtle!
A retired old man sits on his front patio to watch the sunrise as a teenage boy walks by with a roll of chicken wire. He calls out to the boy, "what are you doing with that chicken wire son?"
The boy yells back, "im gunna catch me some chickens with it!"
The old man stands up and shouts "you wont catch chickens with chicken wire." The boy chuckled to himself and kept walking.
Hours later he passes the old mans house again with over a dozen chickens in the wire!
The next day the old man is out on the porch again and sees the same boy as before except he has duct tape. "Young man, what are you doing with that duct tape?"
"Gunna get me some ducks, sir."
"You cant catch ducks with duct tape!" And again the boy laughed to himself.
Later that day the old man watched bewildered by the teenager having caught over dozen ducks in the tape.
The next day the old man watched as the teenager walked by his house with a long stick with cotton looking ends. "Young man, is that pussywillow?"
"Yes sir"
"Hold on son, let me get my hat."
The boy yells back, "im gunna catch me some chickens with it!"
The old man stands up and shouts "you wont catch chickens with chicken wire." The boy chuckled to himself and kept walking.
Hours later he passes the old mans house again with over a dozen chickens in the wire!
The next day the old man is out on the porch again and sees the same boy as before except he has duct tape. "Young man, what are you doing with that duct tape?"
"Gunna get me some ducks, sir."
"You cant catch ducks with duct tape!" And again the boy laughed to himself.
Later that day the old man watched bewildered by the teenager having caught over dozen ducks in the tape.
The next day the old man watched as the teenager walked by his house with a long stick with cotton looking ends. "Young man, is that pussywillow?"
"Yes sir"
"Hold on son, let me get my hat."
18-21, F
