I never get to ask why you’re still married, so stop asking why I’m still single.

Omg...my family is bad about that.

My great aunt...why are we not married

Me: because I am the smart one 🙄

A similar Recent joke ..

Boy to Neighbour: Uncle! Please take sweets.. I have passed my exams scoring first class.

Neighbour: uh! I have never seen you study or prepare for examination!.

Boy: Why are you asking so Uncle! You too distributed sweets last month that your wife delivered a baby boy. Did I ask you any such question!
😜

It is usually a pretty simple answer anyway.
A) you want to be

Or

B) you haven't found the right person

Who cares

Am I a people guy?

Old neighbor: "Why don't you settle down with my grandson? He's so nice and you'd have beautiful babies!"

Me: "Ma'am, he's a convicted felon out on parole and, judging by his friend that spends a lot of time in his room at night, gay."

why are you single? I dunno, ask the other half of my species

Single isn't so bad.

SINGLE is an acronym for: Stay Intoxicated Nightly Get Laid Everyday.