Looking forward to flower season or I have been nominated as the Grim Reaper of plants 🙄

Honestly I could probably kill an artificial plant without even trying 🙄

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purpleandgold · 56-60, M

I'm pretty good with plants. I grow wildflowers every year. Soo good at it, they keep coming back year after year without me having to take care of them. 🤣 🤪

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@purpleandgold if weeds count as flowers i would be a garden master

Markmywurdz · 56-60, M

My garden is basically a collection of plants that I haven’t been able to kill yet.

Ontheroad · M

Pssst... water is an essential ingredient to plant and flower longevity 🤣

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@Ontheroad 🤔 oh i can not confirm or deny that water might have been lacking each time

megrose · 56-60, F

Yup. I feel sorry for any plant given to me

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@megrose I finally given up on the idea

startingover23 · 51-55, M

You and me both

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@startingover23 my dad once bought me an air plant and stated it was something i couldn't kill...my brain...."challenge accepted "😞

startingover23 · 51-55, M

@LilPrincess I actually melted a plastic plant - it got in a beam of sunlight through a lense

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@startingover23 sounds like my luck

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Poor plants. 😌

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@Degbeme im so bad i could probably kill artificial plants 😞

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@LilPrincess Plastic mortality? 🤔

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@Degbeme most likely 🤔

SlaveEt · 31-35, F

Lol awww

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