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2023. And I am asking where are my pants!

So it is cold this morning and I am .getting ready for work. Dressing in layers. Panties. Knee high red thermal socks. Heavy long Johns. Black pants. Heavy ski pants for outdoors. A heavy light blue hoodie. A dusky pink hoodie. Neon yellow green work jacket. A heavy red hat. Heavy black work gloves. A neck sleeve. Heavy winter boots.

Got my cooler packed. Lots of snacks. Thermos of hot chocolate. Holds 8 cups of hnnot for 8 hours. A large bottle of cold orange tea. A smaller bottle of mango lemon drink. A thermos mug with hazelnut instant coffee. Sugar, two teaspoonsful. End of bottle of hazelnut creamer by International Delight. Cell. Recharger cord. Recharge pack. Lap bag with driver license, security id, bank card, points card, air miles card. Cooler bag of extra warm attire. Long brown leather coat. Extra long puffy green winter coat. All set for work, right?

Have already started SUV. Defrosters on. Scrapped windows some. Told Pabs to behave in his crate. Sash, my dog, is laying on th couch. Tell them that Jared will be home to feed them right after work. Call oy bye. Love you two monkeys. Bye.

Get to work with a few minutes to spare. Get everything organized. Give dog report to my son via my cell.

All is great. Smooth sailing. Being organized is the key. Go to bathroom. Pee. Go to pull up all layers. Realize something is wrong. Look down. Review layers!

Ohmigod! Where are my pants? I forgot my pants! One layer missing!

Call Jared. Tell him do not laugh. I forgot my pants! He exclaims mom! What the hell? Where are your pants? I say not on me! When you get home, find my pants! Put them up. Pablo aka Pabs shreds things. Save my pants.

Meanwhile I FORGET that there is a camera in his SUV recording everything! We cannot stop laughing! First I forgot my pjs. Borrowed a t-shirt. Wore leggings to bed. Forgot salad dressing so no go to salad yesterday. Now no pants! You two are distracting this witch! LOL. All this lust and desires and more.

Who knows what I will next forget? Care to speculate or make a bet?

 
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