Old dad joke.........😷
Two mechanics are starting a long work day at the shop.
Mike: "I ain't feeling like working today."
Sam: "Yeah, me neither."
Mike: "Think I'm gonna head on home."
Sam: "Yeah and get fired."
Mike: "Naw man. Watch this."
Mike: *Proceeds to climb up the tire rack, up to rafters where he hangs upside down by his legs, with his arms spread out.*
Just then Bud, the shop foreman walks in.
Bud: "Umm... Mike? What the hell are you doing up there?"
Mike: "I'm a light bulb."
Bud: "What???"
Sam: "I believe he said he's a light bulb."
Bud: "Mike, maybe I've been working you too hard. Why don't you take the day off?"
Mike: *Climbs down from the rafters. Winking at Sam, he walks out of the shop.*
Sam: *Starts walking out behind Mike.*
Bud: "Now just hold on a minute Sam. Where are you running off to now?"
Sam: "Home. Ain't enough light to work in here. How do you expect me to work in the dark?
Mike: "I ain't feeling like working today."
Sam: "Yeah, me neither."
Mike: "Think I'm gonna head on home."
Sam: "Yeah and get fired."
Mike: "Naw man. Watch this."
Mike: *Proceeds to climb up the tire rack, up to rafters where he hangs upside down by his legs, with his arms spread out.*
Just then Bud, the shop foreman walks in.
Bud: "Umm... Mike? What the hell are you doing up there?"
Mike: "I'm a light bulb."
Bud: "What???"
Sam: "I believe he said he's a light bulb."
Bud: "Mike, maybe I've been working you too hard. Why don't you take the day off?"
Mike: *Climbs down from the rafters. Winking at Sam, he walks out of the shop.*
Sam: *Starts walking out behind Mike.*
Bud: "Now just hold on a minute Sam. Where are you running off to now?"
Sam: "Home. Ain't enough light to work in here. How do you expect me to work in the dark?
