The Moose and the Mushroom: A shorty story

One day while rooting around in the woods, a moose spotted a round, tasty-looking mushroom peeking its pale cap above the leaves and moss of the forest floor. It would make a perfect afternoon snack. But just as the moose was about to gobble it up in one bite, he heard a tiny voice beneath him.

"Don't eat me! I will kill you!" screamed the mushroom.

"There's poison running through every inch of me. I made it special just for big dumb mooses like you!"

"I suppose I had better not eat you then," replied the moose as he ate the mushroom anyway.

Do you think this moose cares? He's here for a good time, not a long time.

"Roll the dice, baby!" is his motto.

He pays the piper, calls the tune, and then talks over the song he paid for

Every time he sees a bear he says, "Let's dance, fatty".

You can't control this moose.







He did die though.