Ive been invited to both a Hootenany and A Shindig on the same night. On opposite sides of town. Which one should I attend? Im not even sure of the appropriate attire...
@TexChik Isnt the knee to the knuts Im worried about. The last shindig dancer I met threw me down and rode me like some kind of deviant sexual tricycle!! Slapping me the whole time yelling wiggle monkey boy WIGGLE!!