Y'know, if I wanted to

stick a little sliver of apple on my forehead and carry the trash out to the dumpster forty yards away so somebody would say, "Hey, what's that on your forehead?"

I could never in a million years get it to stay on.

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

Tape? Glue? Staple? 🤔

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Degbeme When I saw my first electric stapler, I was curious, and managed to staple my finger. I certainly don't like the idea of stapling my forehead, but, gosh, thanks for your help.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Mamapolo2016 Stapled your finger? 😩

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Degbeme Yes. It hurts. Don't do it.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Mamapolo2016 I have no doubt it hurts. I don`t plan on doing it. Thank you.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Mamapolo2016 Well, I don't either. Anymore.