SINGLE FUNNIEST MOMENT OF NICKELODEON'S "CatDog"

Cat: *greatly fearing the horror movie monster ToothPick Head (quite literally a walking and talking bologna sandwich that kills his victims by impaling them into oblivion with hundreds of toothpicks), sneaks into the kitchen during the middle of the night to raid the fridge for ToothPick Head's only weakness: mold*

Dog: *stirs awake and asks Cat what he is doing*

Cat: "I...I'm just making a midnight snack!"

Dog: "Why are you wearing a toaster around your neck?"

Cat: "DUH! So, I don't have to walk to the counter!"

Cat: *proceeds to use the toaster to make toast, then spreads the mold all over the toasted bread...not wanting to admit how afraid he is of ToothPick Head, reluctantly eats the sandwich*

Cat: "MMM! MOLDY! Moldy TOAST, haha...YUM!"

*Winslow the Mouse enters the scene to find the hundreds of toothpicks scattered all over the floor*

Winslow: "SHEESH! This place REEKS of ToothPick Head...I gotta get outta here!!!"

Him: *begins to pack a suitcase and leave the house*

Dog: "WINSLOW! There's nothing to be afraid of...right, Cat?"

Cat: *vomits profusely into the wastebasket from the mold-filled sandwich he just ate*

Cat (trying to sound confident): "YEAH! RIGHT...UH-HUH!!"

Winslow: "Okay! It's YOUR funeral!"

*Winslow exits the scene, while Cat shivers and quakes in fear*

Dog (to Cat): "WAIT A SECOND! Are you a-scared of ToothPick Head?!"

Cat: *crosses his arms, pretending to be unmoved and undisturbed, while also pretending that Dog is being ridiculous*

Cat: "NO!"

*Awkward silence...suddenly Cat's eyes bug out and he hugs Dog tightly*

Cat: "YES!!!"

*they both scream in terror, while the sound of ToothPick Head's laughter echoes in the background*

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