an old married couple is sitting on their front porch. the husband says, "fuck" to the wife, and she repeats, "fuck". they keep going back and forth like this for about a half hour and the husband says, "there's nothing to this oral sex thing."
an old married couple gets into their car. the wife is driving because she's deaf, and her husband is blind. they get pulled over by a cop and the cop asks for her license and registration. she yells at her husband, "what'd he say?" the husband yells back "he wants your license and registration." after she hands him the license and registration, he's looking it over and says, "you're from illinois..i used to live there. actually the worst lay i ever had was in illinois. the wife asks her husband, "what'd he say?" and the husband yells "he says he knows you!"
