Billy Connelly -Country and Western Super song

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Oh my granny is a cripple in Nashville,
This story I tell you is true
One day, she went out in her wheelchair
Never knowin' it had a loose screw
Well a wheel came off of that wheelchair,
And on three wheels it trundled away
And it trundled right over the edge of a cliff
In a seaside resort


, far away
Sing, a-dee-oo-leh-hee yeh-hee oh-leh-hee-oooh

Well ,the boy who was pushin the wheelchair
Was a little blind orphan called Joe
And he said "Oh where is my granny?"
"And where did that damned wheelchair go?"
Well he ran off to Look for the wheelchair,
But his sightless eyes led him astray
And he ran right over the edge of the cliff
In that seaside resort, far away

Sing, a-dee-oo-leh-hee yeh-hee oh-leh-hee-oooh

Well somebody sent for a doctor
And an ambulance too, it was called
And the women who lived in the neighbourhood
Stood around and they cried, and they bawled
Well the doctor and the ambulance came rushing, f
They were rushing from two different ways
And they crashed with a biff, and shot over the cliff
In that seaside resort


, far away
Sing, a-dee-oo-leh-hee yeh-hee oh-leh-hee-oooh

Well they sent for brave father Maloney
To pray for the poor souls repose
And he said "Well now that we're gathered here folks,
"Well we might as well pray I suppose!"
But, too many people had gathered
And the edge of the cliff gave away
And they dropped with a yell
They all shot straight to hell
In that seaside resort far away

Sing, a-dee-oo-leh-hee yeh-hee oh-leh-hee-oooh