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She probably thinks that I have potato fetish!

And I bet now she will think a million times before doing any intimate activities 🤣

So today I was showing her immigration related documents on my laptop, and you may not know this, but I have a folder on my laptop called “potato pictures” which is filled with cute potato avis, some of which I have used here, and some I have not.

It was showing in the “easy access” and she read aloud in a funny questioning tone; “potato pictures”?!!

Me: O.o (for like 30 seconds)
Me: *quickly searches for a lie*
Me: *this is the longest anyone has paused, SAY SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!! *
Me (finally out loud): Yes, I find potatoes cute. *casually clicks on the folder in an attempt to prove that she has nothing to hide*
Me (inside my head again): Yea, you really should not have said anything. I mean, you find potatoes cute?!!!

Her: yea those are really funny pictures *laughs*

But I am very sure inside her head she was like; OMG potato fetish!!! RUN !! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
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SW-User
Potato fetish sounds like the least scary fetish ever.
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@SW-User Right?!! It sounds so cute 🥴
DrWatson · 70-79, M
@SW-User I suppose you have never tangled with leather potatoes!
adorbz · 26-30, F
Orrrrr she’s thinking 🤩 omg I have a potato fetish too, shes gonna love what I have planned 🥔🥔🥔
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Now I AM scared 🥴🥺🥔@adorbz
Classified · M
A bit of a
moment
You have found your potato friend....🥔😀.
‘I find potatoes cute’.Bet no one has said that to her before 😀
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales It is still better than saying; “I have potato pictures because …. Ummm.. I am a potato in the closet! 🤷‍♀️
DrWatson · 70-79, M
Only on SW would someone equate "thinking something is cute" with being a fetish.

And if she IS on SW....then she already knows all about you anyway!!!! 😂
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
People have got to stop suggesting that she might be on here, because this though is terrifying 🤣@DrWatson
What is wrong with a potato fetish? 🤷
BittersweetPotato · 31-35, F
Exactly! People have become so uptight!!! @NerdyPotato
Viper · M
You mean you don't have a potato fetish? 😱
basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
Mmm want to be my potato salad? Or a nice gratin?
firefall · 61-69, M
LOL more likely, she's looking for a potato peeler
Domking · 61-69, M
In my language Bengali if we refer to man having defect of potato it means the guy is a flirt, a rake or a lecherous person.
SW-User
Omg, thanks for the laugh😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Potato fetish 😅🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

 
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