Two chef hats. So close, yet so far

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

Hey have you seen my chef hat?

itsok · 31-35, F

@ShepherdBard no I’ve just seen mine

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@itsok I use that as a hammock and I have nowhere else to sleep!

itsok · 31-35, F

@ShepherdBard let me cradle you in the palm of my hand

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@itsok would you do that for me?

itsok · 31-35, F

@ShepherdBard of course. I’ve been needing a new stress ball

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@itsok ok but don’t crush me! 😰

itsok · 31-35, F

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@itsok ahhh softer!

itsok · 31-35, F

@ShepherdBard 😳 ohh sorry, I just missed you

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@itsok its ok.

.. I hope you’re stress has been worked out 😖

@ShepherdBard I wondered why you were 3ft shorter...

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HootyTheNightOwl someone stuck me in the dryer 😩

@ShepherdBard Lmao... I half expected you might point out that you're still taller than me...

Unless you haven't yet figured out who I am??? 🤭🤭🤭

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HootyTheNightOwl well now I think I do. Becksta?

@ShepherdBard Yeah... You figured me out - though it took you long enough... 🤣🤣🤣

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HootyTheNightOwl I just got back!