You want some of these blueberries?

@nonsensiclesnail Yo I didn't sign up to put effort into this.

@Rokasu Eating is effort. Just because im not sharing in allll the effort does not make me less worthy.
Its not like I have leafy palms that can grow blueberries.
If you want, I'll bite them in half so you dont have to bother with all that effort.

@nonsensiclesnail I will split them into 3rds and then you can do the math on equal proportions.

@Rokasu alright, but please count them for me?
no, wait, i'll do the counting. You look like the hungry sort.

@nonsensiclesnail I have already moved on to an alternative. Blueberry bagel 😏

@Rokasu 🥺 but we had plans together!

Next time.
And maybe a few cherries.
... and a scone.

@nonsensiclesnail Gotta watch cherries around me. I'll destroy the entire bag in a sitting. All 800 calories no questions asked.

@Rokasu So, this will be a race to see who can eat them faster.

@nonsensiclesnail Yup you're a keeper.

@Rokasu I thought I. had a whole cherry tree to myself this year, but the squirrels were serious competition. Those furry little guys even ate them green.

@nonsensiclesnail I considered moving further south to grow some. Cherries are amazing. Though I'm more on a grapes binge right now.

@Rokasu I won't taunt you with my Concord grape arbor. That would be braggy. I can't tell if the squirrels eat those. There are just so many!

@nonsensiclesnail Aight I'm moving in. I'll pay you by cutting all your blueberries in half.

🍇 perfect!! I didn't want to do all that counting. @Rokasu