No. I do get a bit lonely but never upset

I never get upset, everyone gets busy but sometimes I worry if I don't hear from them in a while

They come and go.

I have a few close friends online.

No, but if missing for a long time, i get the blues.

Huh?

No, maybe just a bit bummed because I enjoy their company

No. They have lives the same as I do.

No. I imagine my online 'friends' have interesting lives to be getting on with.

How dare they

Nope. Real life comes before this place

No, i assume they've been arrested. Again.

Never, people have lives