Do you get upset when your friends don't show up online ?

No. I do get a bit lonely but never upset

I never get upset, everyone gets busy but sometimes I worry if I don't hear from them in a while

No, but if missing for a long time, i get the blues.

No, maybe just a bit bummed because I enjoy their company

No. They have lives the same as I do.

How dare they

Nope. Real life comes before this place

Nah. I have no friends.

Never, people have lives

No, i assume they've been arrested. Again.