This is how I imagine the people arguing about stupid stuff online

@Elessar This lifestyle is very demanding

@Fishy I know there's water in the sewer but do you really want to swim in that??

@Elessar religious conservatives will make the world great again

@deadgerbil They'd be particularly dumb to play the "let's make the country great again!" card here, considering which was the golden standard for treating monotheist during our centuries of greatness, especially under Nero lol

(But nonetheless they do)

@Piper

And the moment they read something they don't like:

@Fishy Except mudskippers are kind of cute, to me anyway. I'm sure I have a similar frowny look too, when I see some of the content here. Also, I've ended up arguing about stupid stuff online enough times to have to include myself as a "they". 🙂