In a really hormonal moment today, I was very close to texting my ex

I even opened the chat. Lucky for me, his last message was asking me for money (yeah right), so I quickly came to my senses.

I text my friend about it and she said "(MY FULL NAME)!!! NO!! DON'T YOU DARE GO NEAR THAT MAN OR I WILL DRAG YOU BACK HOME"

We all need a friend like that.