Will someone be willing to make me (M32) their friend?

I tried reddit to some good online friends but I don't know why my post doesn't show up in the community..
Now I am trying SW. Let's see whether someone responds or not?
Gender doesn't matter.. age size color anything doesn't matter.. as long as you are over 18.

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MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

I don't know you, but I'm here to make friends too

Shaakix · 31-35, M

@MartinTheFirst let's be friends then Martin. what do you say?

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Shaakix the way you say that makes it sound kinda weird ngl

SW-User

@MartinTheFirst new guy: let’s be friends
You:

Shaakix · 31-35, M

@SW-User I am kind of confused now. Humans want to make friend and still afraid of other humans.

Omg my "let's be friends" was creepy. Ok that's fine

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@SW-User this guy gets me

SW-User

@Shaakix I didn’t say anything. I’m not creeped out at all

SW-User

@MartinTheFirst [quote]this guy gets me[/quote]

Always have

SW-User

@MartinTheFirst

Shaakix · 31-35, M

@SW-User yeah you didn't but Martin did

SW-User

@Shaakix look. I can tell Martin already likes you. There’s just a bit of a difference in y’all’s English.

SW-User

@Shaakix So just promise to have good memes and everything will be ok

MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M

@Shaakix Nah I don't think you're creepy, I just don't subscribe to the idea of signing a contract to be friends will work, it's a process for me

SW-User

@MartinTheFirst well we signed a contract but that was back before 9/11

Shaakix · 31-35, M

@SW-User and then you got indoctrinated heavily

SW-User

@Shaakix what do you mean?

Shaakix · 31-35, M

@SW-User what does 9/11 mean

SW-User

@Shaakix 9/11 refers to the September 11 attacks on the United States eastern seaboard.

After 9/11, American way of life changed drastically. I was using that connotation to suggest that Martin and I have a friendship contract but that’s because we became friends many years ago before life changed so much,

This of course isn’t true.