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Last Night Was Cool and Breezy

Kind of like that Niel Young song. Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere.

There were fireworks going on at a wedding reception that I was invited to but did not go. I set up the temporary power for the tent in a friend's field and was told by the father of the bride that I needed to come. I had gotten an invitation, but really did not feel obligated or even an interest in going.

I decided to sit out on the swing in the dark and watch the stars move in and out of the clouds. As the title indicates, it was cool and the wind from the North made it even cooler but the small waves on the beach were relaxing.

As I sat and enjoyed the quiet, with a bit of fireworks thunder in the distance, I felt something touch my leg. I looked down and here was the gray fox I had startled a couple nights ago sniffing my leg like a small dog.

"Hey!" I said and the fox jumped back and growled at me. This caused my dogs, who were inside and none too happy about it, start to bark and the little bugger backed away even more. I sat still and just looked at him, wishing I had brought the phone out so I could snap a picture.

After about a 2 minute standoff, he backed further down the beach and began to skirt around my fire pit and slowly, stealthily he (or she, not really sure) crept back up towards the house and began to scratch beneath the bird feeders and eat sunflower seeds that the birds had dropped.

The little shit looked pretty healthy and certainly other than that initial start, did not seem at all nervous. Lots of people feed them around here, so they are used to people.

When I got up off the swing and began to walk to the door, which took me closer to him, he backed off again and gave me that low growl again...not really threatening, but more a "stay back buddy" kind of growl.

I went inside and went to the fridge. I had made a chuck roast a couple nights ago with Italian seasoning and green peppers that I pulled off the bone and had hot beef sandwiches with. There was not much left, but I put everything, bones and all on a heavy paper plate and took it out for the fox.

He was gone, but the next morning so was the beef...including the bones.

My dogs were insensed by the fact that I had a small spot on my jeans that had been touched by the fox's nose...but it did not stop them from sharing the bed.

I think I will put out a bit of smoked fish tonight.
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MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
Aww my Dad had a Mama fox and her baby that would visit him and he fed them 🥺 he also fed a gang of crows that hung out in his backyard
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@MyNameIsHurl My neighbor had a pet fox. He put a bright orange collar on her so no one would shoot her. His mother used to sit in a rocking chair out on the porch with that fox in her lap. He also had a pet crow that would steal car keys and put them up on the roof of the tavern he owned. We had pet racoons and a pet red squirrel when I was younger.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@goliathtree we had a pet squirrel too! Squeaky cuz he would squeak when we held him hahaha
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@MyNameIsHurl Ours initially climbed up my leg and was really just a very young red squirrel. Scared the bejesus out of me. He just wanted to be social all the time and would come running when we showed up. He would crawl up your leg trying to get you to grab him and then he would work his way to your shoulder and crawl in the neck of your shirt and curl up and sleep on your shoulder under your shirt.

He always wanted to be with us and when we were inside he would go from windowsill to windowsill looking in (my grandmother said absolutely not in the house).

Finally one day we came to my grandparents house and no squirrel. In an effort to get in, he had crawled in the drier vent and my grandfather had to disassemble the vent pipe to get him out.

My grandfather had shot (and so had I at that point) hundreds of squirrels but he could not bring himself to do away with this one and drove across to the other side of the township with the squirrel sitting in one hand and let him go. He said the squirrel tried to chase him back into the truck.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@goliathtree awww that's a cute story
goliathtree · 56-60, M
@MyNameIsHurl As kids, we were kind of mad at him about it, but red squirrels can be pretty destructive if they are trapped inside and he and my grandmother did not want to have to deal with it. The fact that he drove it across the township was really the out of character part.
MyNameIsHurl · 41-45, F
@goliathtree oh yeah, they would chew up my Mom's wiring in her attic all the time, hahaha