I Don't Really Give A Shit What You Think
Naked Tobogganing
One of my college buddies' parents had a cabin in the mountains of Idaho. As upper classmen, we did not need to go through the class registration process and therefore had a 5 day weekend. We decided to make a week of it and skip 2 days of class, drive to the cabin (14 hours) with our respective girlfriends and spend a couple days in the snow.
After a long drive, where we had switched off driving and dozing in the car and just enough fooling around with our respective girlfriends to be pretty wiped out by the time we arrived, We had to open the cabin, get a fire going in the stove and get settled in. The cabin was cold, had no electricity and no indoor plumbing.
Water came from a "springhouse" believe it or not which basically was a dug artesian well that had an insulated hut probably closer to a root cellar. In any case, as we waited for the stove to heat up the cabin (which really was pretty nice in spite of no amenities) we got on the couches with our respective girlfriends under a pile of blankets and proceeded to dip into his parents liquor supply which consisted of a large variety. We had brought some beer and wine coolers (yeah....I know early 80's - Bartels and James I think). To get to the point, we were tired to begin with and got drunk relatively fast.
We had somehow all gotten pantsless under the blankets and the girl I was with decided she needed to go to the bathroom....which she did not realize was outside.....she thought my buddy was kidding when he said 40 ft out the back door. Finally she got up and pulled the blanket off me to wrap up with as she went out, which left me sitting there pantsless...I tried to get the blanket back but no luck and my buddies girl said I am going too and took their blanket. Now....this left my buddy and I both sitting pantsless.
Luckily the stove by this time had warmed up the cabin, and the girls had warmed us up as well. Neither of us was particularly concerned. and continued to sit there while the gals went out to the outhouse (actually a very nice, clean, composting set-up that had its own stove - that we had not lit). They came back in and both were laughing at how cold the seat was and wanted to know if we were cold sitting there without pants, My buddy said something about going sledding, which got a little laugh.
We continued to drink and fool around a little and were getting more and more drunk and my buddy says...ok....naked tobogganing time...the girls were laughing and my girl said "I will go if I can wear shoes!" One thing led to another and the next thing we know we are getting ready to go down a fairly steep hill, all 4 of us, my buddy first, the two girls and me bringing up the rear.
I am drunk but I am thinking to myself....this will not end well and say so....my buddy yells bullshit! here we go! and down the hill we go the girls screaming, snow flying, underbrush scratching and the next thing we know we are all at the bottom of the hill in a huge drift, naked except for shoes and the only thing I hear my girl say "I have snow in every hole!" We all jump up and run up the hill leaving the toboggan at the bottom. The girls get up the hill first and in spite of the cold, watching them run in front of us gets me raging hard by the time we get to the deck of the cabin. I say to all three of them, "Ok....now it is time to melt some of that snow you have in your holes!" and off to our respective beds we went....it was short evening for all of us to say the least and we didn't go back down to get the toboggan the next day and opted to stay in the warm cabin the rest of the long weekend. I am not sure whether we ever put our clothes back on until it was time to leave.
I wish I had a video of that memory....I am laughing as I write it, especially when i think about him telling me how mad his folks were when the found the toboggan at the bottom of the hill.....the following spring.
One of my college buddies' parents had a cabin in the mountains of Idaho. As upper classmen, we did not need to go through the class registration process and therefore had a 5 day weekend. We decided to make a week of it and skip 2 days of class, drive to the cabin (14 hours) with our respective girlfriends and spend a couple days in the snow.
After a long drive, where we had switched off driving and dozing in the car and just enough fooling around with our respective girlfriends to be pretty wiped out by the time we arrived, We had to open the cabin, get a fire going in the stove and get settled in. The cabin was cold, had no electricity and no indoor plumbing.
Water came from a "springhouse" believe it or not which basically was a dug artesian well that had an insulated hut probably closer to a root cellar. In any case, as we waited for the stove to heat up the cabin (which really was pretty nice in spite of no amenities) we got on the couches with our respective girlfriends under a pile of blankets and proceeded to dip into his parents liquor supply which consisted of a large variety. We had brought some beer and wine coolers (yeah....I know early 80's - Bartels and James I think). To get to the point, we were tired to begin with and got drunk relatively fast.
We had somehow all gotten pantsless under the blankets and the girl I was with decided she needed to go to the bathroom....which she did not realize was outside.....she thought my buddy was kidding when he said 40 ft out the back door. Finally she got up and pulled the blanket off me to wrap up with as she went out, which left me sitting there pantsless...I tried to get the blanket back but no luck and my buddies girl said I am going too and took their blanket. Now....this left my buddy and I both sitting pantsless.
Luckily the stove by this time had warmed up the cabin, and the girls had warmed us up as well. Neither of us was particularly concerned. and continued to sit there while the gals went out to the outhouse (actually a very nice, clean, composting set-up that had its own stove - that we had not lit). They came back in and both were laughing at how cold the seat was and wanted to know if we were cold sitting there without pants, My buddy said something about going sledding, which got a little laugh.
We continued to drink and fool around a little and were getting more and more drunk and my buddy says...ok....naked tobogganing time...the girls were laughing and my girl said "I will go if I can wear shoes!" One thing led to another and the next thing we know we are getting ready to go down a fairly steep hill, all 4 of us, my buddy first, the two girls and me bringing up the rear.
I am drunk but I am thinking to myself....this will not end well and say so....my buddy yells bullshit! here we go! and down the hill we go the girls screaming, snow flying, underbrush scratching and the next thing we know we are all at the bottom of the hill in a huge drift, naked except for shoes and the only thing I hear my girl say "I have snow in every hole!" We all jump up and run up the hill leaving the toboggan at the bottom. The girls get up the hill first and in spite of the cold, watching them run in front of us gets me raging hard by the time we get to the deck of the cabin. I say to all three of them, "Ok....now it is time to melt some of that snow you have in your holes!" and off to our respective beds we went....it was short evening for all of us to say the least and we didn't go back down to get the toboggan the next day and opted to stay in the warm cabin the rest of the long weekend. I am not sure whether we ever put our clothes back on until it was time to leave.
I wish I had a video of that memory....I am laughing as I write it, especially when i think about him telling me how mad his folks were when the found the toboggan at the bottom of the hill.....the following spring.
56-60, M
