I Want to Make Friends

Everything has more or less gone downhill... then uphill... then back down for me in the last few months. Rinse and repeat. I just want a friend who lives far away, and that I can talk to about my troubles. Somebody who's not associated with me in any way except for what they've seen of my personality.

It would help if they were a musician or a programmer, too.

I probably won't find one. Wishful thinking hasn't gotten me anything before.