Good morning ☕ 🚬

I don't rise and shine anymore. I freakin crawl out of my blanket burrito, chug caffeine like it's holy water, smoke cigarettes like they're good for me and pray I don't throat punch anyone before 10 am.

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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

Ugh, that’s a lot. Like, too much after opening one’s eyes. I just try not to stumble heading down the hallway to the bathroom.

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart I have my routine. If I don't have coffee and a cigarette right after I wake up you all wouldn't have the good time Gnomester that causes chronic eye rolling throughout the day.

PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F

@GnomeyGee I get that. That morning wake up routine really sets the tone for the day.

FlowersInHerHair · 56-60, F

@PerfectionOfTheHeart It sounds like a lot but the coffee is already brewed. 😉

GnomeyGee · 41-45, M

@PerfectionOfTheHeart