I just got a call from my niece.

She told me I was a Great Uncle.

I told her, "honey, I have been telling you that for years!"

"No, No" she said, "I just had my baby!"

I knew exactly what she was talking about, but the opening existed and I had to step into it.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Imagine having you as an uncle 😨 all the uncle jokes happening nonstop.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@Captainjackass Hey, I told you, I am a GREAT uncle!

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@goliathtree your old too so that means old man smell!

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@Captainjackass Old spice and used motor oil....

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@goliathtree 🤢farts too.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@Captainjackass that goes without saying.