You might want to turn this on its head, @Sarge. Read people's posts on here - particularly in forums which interest you. Next stage is to interact - with women of a suitable age, if that's you want. Then, and only then, either post on a woman's wall or send her a personal message. You're likely to have more success of making contact with someone genuine than your current approach.

try messaging my friend Luna, she’s super sweet @Luna

If you are looking for female companionship, you probably better look somewhere else. They are out there, not many here though.

May God have mercy on your soul.

Looking to connect with actual women here on SW. Yer momma sure didn’t raise no dummies.

Are you as large as a barge, Sarge?

You are looking in the wrong place.