The Greenland shark can likely live 600 years.

that means one may have been born before Columbus set sail for America in 1492. This will put those older men popping up into your inbox into perspective.

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

We have trees in this state that were springing up around the same time as the Bronze Age was starting, over 3500 years ago. Suddenly those 80 year olds trying to slide into your DMs are looking pretty spry 😂

pancakeslam · 46-50, M

@Zaphod42 3500 years old and look at that package

greensnacks · F

And people from Iceland like to eat them 😂regardless of their toxic meat

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greensnacks · F

@pancakeslam it's just tradition

sstronaut

@greensnacks I believe they have a process to get rid of the toxins

greensnacks · F

@sstronaut yep

sstronaut

No wonder the Evil Lord wants to invade Greenland, and is using tariffs against the Penguins... he wants the secrets to live 600 years

pancakeslam · 46-50, M

@sstronaut d00d this wasn't even a political post

sstronaut

@pancakeslam No, but it mentioned Greenland and old men popping up to invade your inbox...

It just naturally popped into my head.

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