Is it customary to ask someone to be your friend or does it happen naturally?

I find whenever I ask someone to be my friend I get one of two responses.
It’s either “What’s your name again? I’m reporting you to HR!”
Or
“Dude, back away from my car or I’m calling the cops!”

Does this happen to you?

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bookerdana · M Best Comment

Maybe you better hold off on using your face as an avatar 😁

Ghostinthemachine · M

@bookerdana This is so cruelly hilarious I'm going to give you Best Comment.

If you will be my friend.

bookerdana · M

@bookerdana thanks for bc

Ghostinthemachine · M

@bookerdana no strings attached, other than you are now my BFF!