SO, HERE'S THE STORY OF THE MILLENIUM. SORRY, BILLION. ALLAH GAVE ME FREAKING 100 BILLION EUROS FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

Bad Angels asked for my card today, and wanted to see how much is in it. I said there was 100 Million Euros.

Aanddddd surprise surpriseeeeeeeee,

There's actually a 100 BILLION EUROS IN MY BANK ACCOUNT. 😂😂

And THAT'S HOW OUR VALENTINE'S DAY ENDS.

Thank You, My Allah. One God. Real God.

Try again now 🙂‍↔🤩