Do I have the qualities to be a "good" trusted friend or a pest that is clingy, annoying, and repulsive.

@IAmJess Those weren't real tears. Wait... what did you see?

@MarkPaul *fast-forwards through video to find the tears 🍿; finds it and begins watching Mark sob over a broken doll*

Oh, ummm nothing, why?


👀

@IAmJess It was a movie damn it. And, I wasn't crying... I mean not really.

@MarkPaul Mmmhmmm 🍿
*sees tear rolling down his cheek on the 60" screen*

@IAmJess That was sweat. I was sweating.

@MarkPaul What are you talking about? I didn't say anything??

*looks suspiciously for cameras around my alien-constructed office buried deep beneath the city*

@IAmJess

🧔 How can I help you? *Lights pipe and leans in.*
Me: Um... well, I think I have been talking to myself.
🧔 Have you? *Gently taps pipe on side of IKEA chair.*
Me: Well... I don't know. I was watching a movie last night.
🧔 Go on.
Me: Well, there's this voice who says things to me... who watches me.
🧔 A voice that watches you? *Takes a productive draw on pipe.*
Me: Um...

@MarkPaul Whispers into psychiatrist's hidden ear piece, "Keep him talking doc. I have a team approaching your office now. We need to take him into custody as quietly as possible."