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@SW-User That can't be true. Don't you just mean that you suspect none of the subjects you like talking about will hold this person's interest for very long?

@Keraunos Yes

I knew it. Give it a try anyway. All the other "humans" here are just words on a screen anyway, what's the worst that can happen?

I'll even do it with you to provide company for your probably-inevitable misery. We can make it a contest. The criteria for scoring will be three:
• How quickly the conversation ends.
• How boring she find you.
• How off-putting or disturbing she finds you.

The aim is to not get a high score in any of these categories. In addition to it being self-evident that the usual goal of conversation is for both parties to feel positively about it afterward, it is far too easy to cheat by acting less appealing than you actually are if the aim was to score high.