Do you own an Oyster knife? 🔪 My father was killed by an Oyster 🦪 You can never be too careful 😒

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Human sacrifice

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Pretzel · 70-79, M Best Comment

no but I do have a butter knife!
butter can be pretty slippery!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

She don`t look like no killer to me .

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Lostpoet · M

Cute

hunkalove · 70-79, M

I think I read about your father being killed by an oyster. Wasn't he fucking it? And it bit him?

Shucks!😷

tenente · 36-40, M

@whowasthatmaskedman the puns are strong today 😂

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