You're giving me a pharmacist vibes btw.

I'm an alley pharmacist with the good stuff

Thanks. I've wanted someone to tell me that all my life 🥺

Thanks, I do what I can.

Take two and call me in the morning.

Yeah I'ma a street pharmacist

Ummm thanks?

I know - I'm a hard pill to swallow.

Tis the white coat? 😏

You need some drugs?

Like a street pharmacist?

addiction?

Nah, I just sell drugs

Is that slang for drug dealer?

In what manner?

Like, I'm a doctor who can help you?

Or like, I'm the place that stores all the drugs?

*Calls you with a question then ignores you when you try to call back with the answer*

Yes