🍸 Should I join my coworker for a quick 30-min drink after work? 🤔 Or will that 1.5 hours be the most regrettable 6 hours of my life? 🤷‍♂

No. Opt for solitude

If that's your coworker, the 30 minutes drinking will be the best 12 hours of your life. (If you're wearing clean underwear and your bedroom isn't a mess.)

Thirty-minute drink is fine. But how long will the heroin take?

Don’t!! She’s trying to bang you 😱