🌤 Every morning I wake up and wonder : was Life simpler when we just gathered figs and ran from hungry bears, holding my figs? 🐻

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Bear

Figs

Human sacrifice

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hunkalove · 70-79, M Best Comment

Life was better when human sacrifice made the gods help us with the fig harvest and kept the bears away.

tenente · 36-40, M

@hunkalove thy will be done 🙏

hunkalove · 70-79, M

@tenente Thanks for BA, tene! I wish my grandma was still here. She would be so proud of me!

Mmmm figs

BrandNewMan · M

Who would run from her?

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