Are we friends?

@Bleed bestie!

@LordBarbossa Awesome! Where do we stand with the body in my boot?

@Bleed bring it here. I'm hangry

@LordBarbossa Have you got a preference? He’s missing a few parts 🤔

@Bleed buttocks or upper arms, but anything will do.

@LordBarbossa Nice. It’s just his cock and eyes that are missing. And by missing I mean in a jar on the fireplace

@Bleed oooh, so the heart is still there? I always wanted a jar of a persons heart. And head? Time for me to try my recipe for shrunken heads. If I could get a boner, I would have one by now.

@LordBarbossa It’s all yours. Why can’t you get a boner?

@Bleed I'm a pre-op transman

@LordBarbossa You gotta practice with your lady boners then. My friend has recently had a new cooch. I don’t understand why they can’t pair people up and swap. Surely it would be easier 🤔

@Bleed I can get lady boners, but I hate touching that part of my body bc it feels wrong

@LordBarbossa That sucks!. It’s the only thing that keeps me slightly sane

@Bleed Sure you have lots of lady boners. 😉

@JackHoff Forever horny

@Bleed Squeeze harder, I like it. 🥴

@Degbeme Daaaad! 🙉