Is booking a yoga class for next week too premeditated? 🤔

I'm warning ya, booking a yoga class a week in advance is how it starts. One minute you're scheduling downward dog, the next you're researching Himalayan salt lamps and calling strangers “energy.” 🥴

Now, don't go getting all hopped up on yoga 😬😬

Oh she wants to stretch something out all right

Save your money, just go cut the grass.

But... it's satanic...