There is no coming back from that one...

I was over at a friends, just drinking a few beers in the garage with the garage door open.

His sister pulls up with her husband and kids.

I hadn't seen them in a few years. So as they got out of the car,I said "Hello, long time no see"..

They said hi and continued toward the front door.

She looked like she was about 5 months pregnant so i said..."Look at you, congratulations!"..

They replied with a "For what" at the same time.

I laughed a little and said.."For the baby in the oven"

They just kept on walking.
I thought to myself -- thats rude.
Soon as they got out of sight -- my buddy says..
"Shes not pregnant" and he laughed..

Doh'🤦

I hopped home immediately to take my foot out of my mouth.

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bijouxbroussard · F

One of the first things I learned as a child, never, never, never ask about or refer to a woman’s pregnancy. If it’s a thing, she’ll bring it up.

bookerdana · M

@bijouxbroussard but alas

And the swiftest of horses can't catch your gaff😫

SledgeHammer · 46-50, M

@bijouxbroussard I know I know... I learned the same thing. I dont know if it was the beer .. (<--thats just an excuse), but i just had an awkward moment which my head was not faster than my mouth..

How do I apologize from calling her fat?
DAM-MIT