How about I tell you a story instead that always makes me and my daughter laugh.
There once was a family who had 9 children, a MEAN ol' rooster, and a large hill behind their home. Growing up, they didn't have indoor plumbing and had to use the outhouse. Every. Single. Time. one of them would have to use the outhouse, that mean ol' rooster would chase them and try to flog them.
Well one day those kids were outside playing, taking turns rolling down that large hill in a tire. One by one they'd go rolling down that hill sooooo fast! Until...BAM! One of those kids rolled right over that mean ol' rooster!
And then they had him for dinner that night and that mean ol' rooster never flogged anyone ever again!