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I got it introduced to a girl who worked where I did and liked her. I really wanted to make a good impression. I saw her in the cafeteria and was walking towards her when I dropped my car keys that had a long leather strap on them. I reached to pick them up as I was walking but stepped on the strap and face planted right by her feet, bloody nose, huge bump on my head.