If you told one of your friends you are in the hospital now you can't really text them now and they say “Really? Send me a picture” you would think

Knowing my friends, they would and should expect to get a dick pic with a catheter hose stuffed in it

I dont text my friends at all. I have 64 unread texts on my phone right at this moment. I think that shows just how little i use my phone at all.
Cant stand mobile phones.
If people wanna contact me most of the time, they need to show up at my door or send a pigeon (no one has sent a pigeon my way yet though).

What kind you friend doesn't ask are you alright before asking for a pic 😡

Nope, wrong kind of friend. Run!

Yes I would.

Yes