How do you stay young? 🤔

Human sacrifice

Lie about my age

denial

All of the above.
Time for YOU to walk upside down NOW followed by Your sacrifice with Only God's will.

I hang out with increasingly older people.

Fall asleep at the drop of a hat.

Drink a virgins blood

Die young lol

reverse the digits of my birthdate year and/or age...seems to be working....

You just have to hang out with the right people

Cthulhu Fthagn

I have old friends.

I redefined old to mean "my age + one year"