The real gauge of a friendship is how clean your house needs to be before they can come over

The real gauge to friendship is what they say when you ask them to help you move a body. Does the phone go dead, do they ask who it was or do they say, I'll be right over.

True.

A friend that's worth the having
Does well deserve the name.
A friend knows all about you
And loves you just the same.

They all usually just brush the cat fur off their clothes when they leave

good point.....hahah to them it wont be noticed regardless...

My problem is where to put my music and art supplies.

Lol, good point. If my friends came over and there was no clutter they’d think I was moving.

Actually true

!!! Yes.

🧐So if I said I expect it to be sick and span ? 😏

Just pile it all in the corner and throw a tarp over it all

Yes,that's very true!

But if it's garbage everywhere, they probably don't care you either.