Did you like sleepovers as a kid?

@Punches My friend's parents were all strict dickheads, while my parents were neglectful and didn't give a fuck so we just stayed up all night and had a great time.

@Punches Oh yeah and sneaking dad's porn videos to watch in the middle of the night.

@Allelse My parents and friend's parents gave kind of a fuck so things were a bit more lenient but we couldn't really get away with murder. Not until they went to sleep at least.

@Punches lol so what kind of breakfast do you eat ? And what cereal is yummy ?

@Allelse
I remember when my ex and I got cable at our last place, we were looking through the shows and one of them on an adult channel was called, "black booty lust" and I said, "Well now there is one our son and all his friends could enjoy".

@Punches HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My dad all kinds of strange shit for the early 90s in Australia, one VHS that was just lesbian ass licking, he even had a tape of Japanese cartoon porn.

@Mindful My typical breakfast would be eggs, bacon or sausage, toast, milk.
Or maybe some sugar laden cereal like froot loops.

Some some BS cereal like cheerios. I do not care if I am close to 50, the kid in me still wants sugar cereals.

@Punches feeding your inner child, got it!

@Punches That's the stuff!!! I had a HUGE breakfast like that on the weekend at the this cafe. It was fantastic. But the trick with cheerios is to have cheerios with honey.

@Allelse Honey nut cheerios were, ummm, "sufferable" at least.

Oh gyod let me tell you this -
My older brother is kind of a health nut. I went to his house once a couple years ago and he had Kashi cereal. I genuinely felt bad for him. He can afford to eat what he wants, not like food pantry handouts, and KASHI? He chose that?

That sh*t is basically crap they scraped off some nature trail. Dead leaves, twigs, bugs, whatever.

Kashi is one of those things i plan on going to my grave without ever having experienced.

@Punches Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I just looked it up, yeah you might as well just go eat some grass and fucking twigs. I mean, does your brother actually enjoy it?

@Allelse I didn't even want to ask him.
I mean, he is over 60 and has a physique that any 21 year old man would be proud of. Not like this huge bodybuilder type but practically no body fat. He cannot walk out without a shirt cause women get pregnant just by looking at him.

I just, I could not do it. I enjoy fat and sugar too much.

@Punches Bahahahahahaha!!! Yeah, I'll stick to being fat, happy and active. It's not my fault I like all the 'bad stuff!!!'. And better I'm addicted to french onion potato chips and not heroin. Not I'm waiting till the very end to try heroin.

@Allelse I am close to 50 and slowly falling apart. Of course I tend to laugh it off like it is a big joke.

Just one example - A few years ago my room mate took me to the hospital because I dislocated a knuckle on my ring finger. In the waiting room I gave her a few bucks to go get us some junk food out of the vending machines. She took a while so I went over to see what the hold up was. I wasn't getting any fatter FFS!

I looked and the horrors I saw still wake me in a cold sweat - EVERYthing in the vending machine was the healthy version of the snacks.
That was the real medical crisis that day - healthy snacks! That was an abomination. Had my hand not been messed up, I would have wrote to my congress man about it.

@Punches SUCH VENDING MACHINES SHOULDN'T EXIST!!! It's like healthy food at Mcdonalds!!! No!!! If you want healthy food, go outside and eat some grass. Let us have our crap!!!

@Allelse I guess one of the options for a happy meal here now is you can get apple slices instead of fries.
Okay, apple slices are great as part of a good breakfast.

But for part of a happy meal? When I was a kid if I had got that it would have been a "P*ssed the f*ck off meal."

Don't want no god damn apple slices with a hamburger I want some fries. 🤬

@Punches Damn straight!!! We got fucking apples at home, we don't have deep fried chips and nuggets at home, and that yummy sweet and sour sauce!!! Fucking apple slices for all those psycho helicopter parents out there.

@Allelse Ya know, up until this very thread, I thought I was the only one in the world who would get p*ssed off about certain kinds of food. Now I know - there are TWO of us!

Oh and do not even get me started about coffee commercials I saw when I was a kid, this b*tch will never shut up.

@Punches Damn straight!!! And don't even get me started on goddamn onions and the fact that they hide THEM IN EVERYTHING!!! Look if you like onions, fine, but if you cook meals and are going to sell them, THEN SAY YOU PUT ONIONS IN IT!!! Don't leave them as a nasty little surprise.

Coffe commercials? Where they make it all dramatic and shit?

@Allelse These damn folger's commercials show someone getting out of bed with a smile and looking perfect, sun barely coming up, coffee brewing, and life is so beautiful. AAAAWWWWWW!

Bullshit!

Even before I became a proud tobacco user, I would get out of bed, looking and feeling gross, groggy, and unable to smile. Being out of bed in the morning THE HELL IS THAT CRAP?

These days I wake up, have a coughing fit and sometimes gag so hard it feels like something in my chest is going to pop. I get done with that, then go smoke the day's first cigarette, drink a few swigs of pepsi, wonder how I am not dead yet...

But yeah here is that fantasy morning dreamed up by folger's.

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@Punches BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh you're a worry. You wonder how you're not dead yet. I like that. I've been lucky that I never got hooked on tobacco, I got a real addictive nature. Those ads make you sick!!! The bloody ideal world they try and show you.

@Allelse I guess I just wonder and worry if I have some massive blood clot in my lungs just waiting to kill me.