@tenente you obviously missed the subsequent Friends movie 馃檮馃檮. They travel to outer space where the ship malfunctions and Ross does, in fact, consume them.
In a surprise twist, Ross learned he was, in fact, adopted. I don't want to give away the whole story but he survives and shares a meal with his biological dad, which included Fava beans and chianti. It was touching and a bit disturbing at the same time.
@TrunkZ this is the fan-fiction we have all been waiting for 馃檹 does @JohnOinger travel to space to battle Tall Ross for the love and affection of Ageless Cyborg Jennifer Aniston?!?!
@tenente turns out @JohnOinger did travel to space where he encountered Tall Ross and Ageless Cyborg Jennifer Aniston. This left only one (2 part) question to be answered... What did he think of Tall Ross and Ageless Cyborg Jennifer Anistonand did he do them? 馃馃馃槒馃槒