If your dying bf gave you permission to eat him/her after death knowing it was the only way you would survive until help came. Would you eat?

Sure, when someone's dead, it's just meat lyin' around going to waste, I'll take the cat's mentality on this one. That said, it seems smarter to kill me & have her eat my corpse, since men have more body mass (on average) and a faster metabolism, just sayin'.

Fried? That's so inconsiderate. Don't they know I have limits to my calorie intake?

“Baked or fried” made me lose it 😂 As if in such situation you’d have the luxury to bake or fry them, might as well have ketchup.

🤦🏼 I should have dated someone bigger

What kind of question is this

That's disgusting.

No

No. I’ll eat leaves and grass

And there’s me thinking I ask some stupid shit lol

Please excuse my ignorance, but I don't know what a "bf" is.

So I can later die of a cannibalistic disease