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Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr Parody

Veggie Man, hey, Veggie Man
"Alright everybody, gather around
The Veggie Man is here
Now, what kind of veggie do you want?
Sweet pepper? Soy bean walnut veggies?
Olive drops? Anything you want
You've come to the right man because
I'm the Veggie Man" (Eww)
Who can take a sunrise? (Who can take a sunrise?)
Sprinkle it with seeds (sprinkle it with seeds)
Cover it with water and a dirt particle or two
The Veggie Man (the Veggie Man)
Oh, the Veggie Man can (the Veggie Man can)
The Veggie Man can 'cause he mixes it with fruit,
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
Who can take a rainbow? (Who can take a rainbow?)
Wrap it in a leaf (wrap it in a leaf)
Soak it in the sun and make a groovy health freak?
The Veggie Man (the Veggie Man)
The Veggie Man can (the Veggie Man can)
The Veggie Man can 'cause he mixes it with fruit,
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
The Veggie Man makes everything he cooks,
Satisfying and nutritious,
Now, you talk about your childhood wishes
You can even wash the dishes
Oh, who can take tomorrow? (Who can take tomorrow?)
Dip it in a dough (dip it in a dough)
Separate the carbs and collect up the tomato,
The Veggie Man (the Veggie Man)
Oh, the Veggie Man can (the Veggie Man can)
The Veggie Man can 'cause he mixes it with fruit,
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
The Veggie Man makes everything he cooks,
Satisfying and nutritious,
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even wash the dishes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, who can take tomorrow?
(Who can take tomorrow?)
Dip it in a dough (dip it in a dough)
Separate the carbs and collect up the tomato,
The Veggie Man (the Veggie Man)
The Veggie Man can (the Veggie Man can)
The Veggie Man can 'cause he mixes it with fruit,
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
Yes, the Veggie Man can 'cause he mixes it with fruit,
And makes the world taste good (makes the world taste good)
A Veggie Man, a Veggie Man, a Veggie Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A Veggie Man, a Veggie Man, a Veggie Man
(Makes the world taste good)
A Veggie Man, a Veggie Man, a Veggie Man
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