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Well now that he's had pears he wants nothing to do with his cereal and banana

MrsMONAKanful · 36-40, F
Nice soft juicy pears are yummy
They know what they like.
@Notsimilarreally if you eat them. The taste may be familiar to him.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@Sojournersoul I ate like 2 a day when he was in the belly! Fun fact, they will unconstipate! 😃
@Notsimilarreally he is like damn mom, I missed these. Yes they will, keep you regular. 🤣
bookerdana · M
How you going to keep them down on the farm once they see gay Paree..i mean come on..pears!🥴
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Yeah some Husband's are like that 🫣
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@Picklebobble2 hahahahahaha I don't have a husband but from what I know of guys this is mostly true 😝 they are stubborn as fuck
Feed them the proper diet of pickles
soulshadow · 36-40, M
Pearaholic early warning signs.
Ferric67 · M
I'm the same exact way
Pears over bananas

Although, I do eat cereal when I lack the initiative to prepare a meal and clean everything up afterwards

True story, all of it
HumanEarth · 56-60, M
Sounds like a 3 year old
And then they taste bacon and thats the end of that
NinaTina · 26-30, F
@NinaTina that is so you
SatanBurger · 36-40, F
@NinaTina *snorts*
ExtremeNext · 31-35
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Pears are elite so I can’t blame him lol
I have loved both pears and bananas since I was a baby, it was my mother noticing my refusal to eat a banana two months before my third birthday that she realized I was slowly choking to death as a result of an inflamed epiglottis that was causing it to swell, which resulted in a race to the ER and a tracheostomy, which during that procedure I had a near death out of body experience where I saw a blue light, a glimpse into eternity, and received a gift of spiritual sensitivity.
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
@NativePortlander1970 I'll be damned, what was eternity like? Lucky you made it!
@Notsimilarreally Thank You, I wish I could remember.

 
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